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      The White Undertaker
      by
      
      Alice C. Bateman
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      

      I smoke and I hate it
      So help me to quit
      Don't make me resent you
      By bitching a bit
      
       
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      Why do they sell them?
      I scream at the ashtray
      Why do I smoke them
      Day after day?
      
       
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      They sell them in drugstores
      And restaurants and bars
      And bus stations where
      We can't smoke anymore
      
       
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      These little white tubes
      All laden with cancer
      Guilt and denial
      Pursue the smoke dancer
      
       
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      So legalize pot
      And give us a break
      Pile your taxes on that
      For all of our sakes
      
       
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      A medicinal herb
      Used by healers for ages
      Taboo of a sudden?
      This is outrageous!
      
       
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      I'd rather that I could
      Inhale Mother Nature
      Than machine-made smooth death
      The White Undertaker
      
      
      
      
      
      

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