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      Melbourne Blues
      
      
      
      by
      
      Anil Kumar S 
      
No Worries. It's going on well mate (pronounced like mite).
If you ever happen to overhear those phrases, it's for sure that you are in an 
Aussie company.
"Yep Mate. It should not take more than 20 minutes" said the cab driver; my 
first acquaintance in the land down under; Australia.
After a thorough rummaging done by the immigration department at the airport, I 
had a breather. Felt relaxed. There is this queer feel of being suspected by 
them, especially if you are traveling abroad for the first time.
I was happy to be out from their vicinity albeit giving in a packet of Indian 
pickle powder. (This will be dealt in detail in the Food Woes corner J )
The first remark after coming out of airport was "it's cool", not metaphorically 
but literally. Its winter and I am in Melbourne whose temperatures fluctuate 
between 5-15 degrees in a day. That can be quiet scratchy if you come in from 
India.
This great biological instrument, the human body makes wonderful adaptations to 
the immediate surroundings. But it sure does show the transition. One clear 
example was the Jet Lag and the biological clock adjustment.
The first morning in Australia I woke up at 11:30 AM, it was clearly four and 
half hours ahead of usual time. You guessed it right, it's because the Aussies 
run four and half hours ahead of India. I adjusted my hand-watch but could not 
do the same with my body.
That reminds me of something very vital, how could I not have mentioned it till 
now. As soon as I landed here I was robbed. And that too being one of the most 
precious things of my life. I was robbed of my time; priceless four and half 
hours. They say I can gain that back only when I go back to India. And 
considering a hypothetical situation that I never go back to India, I have lost 
it forever. Audacious robbery, isn't it?
The best part of the story lies in the fact that for a fortnight I can avail 
accommodation in a luxurious hotel. Free of cost. Take my word, it is the best 
part. It was a brilliantly decorated apartment with plethora of appliances. I 
could not make out of what most of them do.
The saddest part, I was alone. This element would continue throughout the 
memoirs; "A lonely soul in an alien land".
The only digression being this place isn't that alien and I am not that lonely. 
Sounds contradicting, yep, that's how life sounds like. Would you bet? You know 
the answer.
Mate, let's do a Superman's act right now and venture back to into time.
Life was in an amphi state (don't peep into the dictionaries you will not find 
the word, it is concocted by yours sincerely). I meant I was not on land but was 
in air.
I was Flying ... Whoooooooz... Wakaaav .....
Ever wondered why flying was a fascination for man, catch a flight and all your 
doubts will be obliterated. Precaution: never miss the window seat, or you will 
miss all the action. And never ever travel during night or you will miss all the 
fun.
It feels awesome to get into Boeing flight and fly like a bird. The massivity of 
the machine adds flavor to aviation.
If you ever get a chance, please do catch up a flight with the Malaysian 
Airlines. They are simply great. Not to mention the beautiful airhostesses and 
their wonderful attires. They could miss anything but will not miss the smile on 
their face. There lies the beauty of service industry. Folks in IT, to get a 
glimpse of customer-centered process we have loads to discern and learn. We in 
IT hate to be called as being part of Service Industry. I know that this topic 
is contentious. Let's circumvent it and proceed, I won't appreciate mixing 
beauty and politics, especially when you are a Superman. Yesss, I reminded you 
of the Superman act just when it was sliding off your brain.
Cut!!! Roll back, production 4 scene 3 over. Done.
We are back to the present. The Superman vanishes in to the air.
I know that this is getting a little lengthy. And it is a bit monotonous. I 
promise that next time you will get colorful stuff. I am going to get a digital 
camera, today. So, you can see a lot of Melbourne through my eyes, sorry my 
lens.
And, I have visited MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground) the Mecca or Medina or what 
ever of World Cricket... One considerable phase of my life is done. I am 
entering into a new phase. Now life seems to make sense. Life has fructified. 
All the cricketing fraternity out there, I am christened and feeling bowled 
over.
Adios, Mate.

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