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      Mr.
      G's Latin E's
      
      
      
      By
      Linda
      Dousay
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      

      Two Used to Be's
      
      1. The Good Ole Guy
      
      He lived on Main—drove Fancy cars!
      What was his name? …down at the bar?
      
      2. The Grass Widow
      
      Patiently, she waits on time— 
      she was first, you know, in his long line.
      
      Three Wanna Be’s
      
      1.  The Prophet
      
      Some people say he goes too far,
      but they can’t see his rising star.
      
      2. The Lover
      
      He combs his hair, then smiles alone:
      “You watch—I’ll bring the next one home!”
      
      3. The Child
      
      He clomps around in daddy’s shoes, 
      quite confident, he cannot lose!
      
      Three Are’s
      
      1. The Matriarch
      
      She quietly smiled, then left the room— 
      Chantilly lace, Chanel perfume.
      
      2. The Loan Officer
      
      He listens carefully to their woes,
      then turns them down: “Well, so it goes.”
      
      3. The Tenured Professor
      
      Why should he care what students say?
      He draws his paycheck anyway.
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
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